SURPRISE! Comedy with Rob & Sofiya

What to expect:

3 stand-ups
1 "other"
0 hints.

&

DELICIOUS COCKTAILS, SHOTS, & BEERS
FREE COOKIES
TWO EXTREMELY BEAUTIFUL HOSTS
BUZZED HUGGING

TO FALL IN LOVE WITH US
JOKES, THE THINKING MAN'S COCAINE!
YARD FRIENDSHIP
SOFIYA TO PUT THE SATIN ON YOUR PANTIES
ROB TO BECOME YOUR PANTIES

2 CHAINZ/LIL WAYNE DANCE PARTY

THE FEELS


What NOT to expect:

A HUGE HOLE
SAD MODELS
AN ANGRY HORSE
A 75% REDUCTION IN FINE LINES
POISON
GIANT SPOONS
USHER'S LESS SUCCESSFUL COUSIN WAITER
GROUND BEEF SCULPTURES
BROS
A BEAR BAR MITZVAH

***STILL ONLY $5 DONATION BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU***
Doors at 10:00, Show at 10:30